Listen to Player Two: Video Game Review Reviews

Sexy Waluigi (Super Mario Bros. Wonder)

(Game discussion begins at 15:00)
 
We talk a lot, and I mean a lot, about cereal in this one. It's a huge part of our lives and so it gets I guess one-fourth of the time devoted to discussing Super Mario Bros. Wonder, one of the many swan song titles for the Nintendo Switch. Talking points include: cereal killers, Wes Anderson's The Brothers Wonder, Kim explains modern, the A word, and KONSUME KRAVE. Procreate!
 
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Your Breathtaking (Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty)

(Game discussion begins at 7:30)
It is a dark day for our podcast in that Joe remembered to hit publish actually. He did a quick recovery and now we're here to talk about Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty dlc. Talking points include fat bear week, open your heart to Idris, Plantsubstantiation, candy economy,  everyone deserves a second second chance. Wake up, samurai!
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International House of Pinocchio (Lies of P)

(Game discussion begins at 12:41)
On this episode we definitely don't talk about the new Soulsborne game that isn't from Neowiz and is not called Lies of P. Talking points don't include: Magic the Gathering conversation starters; Lies of pp; the perfect Perry; Luminopea's prescribed pixels; my controller's dad works at Nintendo power; and my co-op lives in Canada.
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Collect Ya Neck (Armored Core 6)

(Game discussion begins at 9:30)
The ruthless march of science continues on, foolishly, in the face of our greatest foe, Gonera, which is a word that has a definition that is only revealed if you don't skip to the review parts but you're gonna want to do that cause' we're talking about FromSoft's Armored Core 6: Fires of Rubicon!. Also, we introduce a new segment about collectors' editions. It's good. Talking points include: going, going, Gonera; blocks of time; Armoried Core 6; collect ya neck; you can protect the ducks. 
 
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Crucify the Stars (Starfield)

(Game discussion at 7:30)
Now listen, in about 10 hours of this less than one hour podcast episode, you are going to fall in absolute love with our review of user reviews of Starfield, the new game from Bethesda. Talking points include: the Twix debate, crucify the stars, settle for your dreams, dirty surnames, and cost to fun ratio.
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Hot Flamingo Facts (Shadow Gambit and En Garde)

(Game discussion begins at 13:04)
We reveal some pretty wild, secret information about flamingos in this episode. For starters: they are birds. It's funnier in context. Talking points on this episode include: worty dirds, Flaminco, thanks the setting, Mein-mein-mein, and Craptain Planet.
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No Fish For Kim (Baldur’s Gate 3)

(Game discussion begins at 6:15)
It's been a long time stranger. Make a wisdom saving throw if you remember that we're going to be chatting about reviews of the (at time of recording) recently released RPG hit, Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios. Talking points include: Outsiders Narrowcast,  Don't Feed Me Fish, Gamers are not a protected class, and Nineteen-Ninety Great.
 
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Non-Euclidian Pumpkins (Ghostwire: Tokyo)

(Game discussion begins 6:57)
If you've heard of ghosts, and Tokyo, and wires, there's a good chance that you've heard of Ghostwire: Tokyo, but you probably don't know if other people think it's worth playing. This episode will fix that provided you aren't a robot. Talking points include: submarine follies, corn flakes' cool sister, non-Euclidian pumpkins, gang signs to kill Slender Man, drunk blood donation. 
 
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I Want to Be Your Grappling Hook (Killer Frequency and Rusted Moss)

(Game discussion begins at 8:55)
Jeff is still gone from this world, and in his stead, we have two games to go over: the horror-comedy game Killer Frequency, and a darling metroidvania named Rusted Moss. Talking points include: the Office humor, Cyberpurple 2077, death by clown noises, Mr. Hook goes to Washington, and ninjas are probably real.
 
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Thicc Queen Velma (Cassette Beasts)

(Game discussion begins at 6:30)
We're one player down this episode, but that won't stop us from doing our grim comedy work of taking a look at the reviews of games. The game this time is Cassette Beasts, a game that is both like Pokemon, but also not like Pokemon because it's good per the reviews we saw. Talking points include: smokey-mon, being Ash Malkovich, pikachu didn't forget me, games for non-gamer wives, and thicc queen Velma. 
 
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